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Cheating Lovers And Guns May Make For A Good Story, But So Does Two Rock Bands In One House [Chapter 23]

"I'M THE BEST DAMN THING THAT YOUR EYES HAVE EVER SEEN!!" Brendon was screaming to his I-pod as we all stared at him. "Dude." Pete said nudging Brendon as he took his head phone out. "Shut up."  Brendon rolled his eyes and stuck his earbud back in. I could here the end of the best damn thing by Avril ending, And Nelly Furtado's Maneater coming on. "Uncle Brendon's a crazy weirdo." Skyler commented from across Spencer's small room. We'd been at the hospital for nearly a week now, And we hadn't gotten any updates from the doctor's on Spencer's condition, Which really started pissing me off. "She's a maneater, Make you work hard, Make you spend hard..." He mumbled the chourus as the music blasted. I brushed his bangs out of his eyes and he smiled at me. I stole an head phone and stuck it in my own ear. I nibbled a caramel chocolate rice crispie bar and sipped a glass of red Kool-Aid. I honestly cant remember the flavour, Cherry or Fruit Punch. Brendon nuzzled his face against my neck and his stubble mad me shivver. "You need to shave, Little boy." I whispered seductively in his ear. "Is that an invite to the shower?" He whispered back, Raising his eyebrows up and down sevral times. "Possibly..." I smirked, Nibbling his ear lobe. Shae cleared her throat as to warn me of  Skyler. "Sowwy, Muffin." I pouted givin Shae puppy dog eyes. "Is ok Fluffers. Just not in front of the kids. Or RyRy." She giggled. Ryan gave her a 'WTF?!' look and he turned away from her and pouted, Flipping his head up point his nose up at the ceiling. "Awwww... Baby Stud Muffin Cuddle Ball! Dont be mad at me pweese. I was just watching out fow you my little baby bubble." She gave her Brendon's poutey lip combined with his puppy dog eyes and she brushed her long bangs over one eye and tilted her head slightly. Ryan's mouth scrunched up into a sideways ball and he nodded. Shae hugged him tightly. Skyler giggled. "Yeah, Baby Stud Muffin Cuddle Ball Buble Baby. Dont be mad at my mommy!" She said standing up, Putting her hads on her hips and tilting her head to the side. "Or else what?" Ryan asked, Getting in Skyler's face, Poking her on the nose. "Hey, Get all up outta my grill!" She said loudly as the room uproared in hysterics. "Good Job, Babe! High five!" Gerard cheered, Sticking his hand up for her to slap. She slapped it hard. "Alright!!" He replied. Ryan gave Gerard an unhapppy look. "Two words." He said scrunching up his lips. "Fuck. You."  Shae gave him a hard pound on the arm with the back of her hand. "RYAN!! I just gave Raquel crap for that. Keep it P.G!" She snapped, Whacking her husband again on the arm. "OW! What the hell was the second one for??!!" He growled, Rubbing his arm. "Because I know your gunna be an ass later." She crossed her arms. A cuddled up to Brendon. "This is under P.G, Right Muffin??" I asked worriedly. "Yes, Fluffers. It's not teaching Sky anything inapropreate." "Good. Because I couldn't LIVE without cuddling. I think I'd shrivvle up!" I laughed. All of a sudden, Pete randomly jumped up and cuddled up against Brendon. I gave him a WTF look, But he just replied with a simple: "Oh, Pish Posh, Fiddle Buns! I'm just having some harmless cuddling fun with Brenny Bear McFluffyBottom over here!!" I fell of the seat laughing. "Oh, So now I'm FiddleBuns?? I thought I was Panda, Fluffers, And uhm, Well, Theres one brendon calls me, But it's probably not so P.G." I said Giving the 'XD' face. Pete gave me the 'o_O' face and I replied with: "What, Is this and MSN conversation??"  A few minutes of silance and I bursted out with: "G-A-B-E, GUNNA GET YOU HIIIIGH!!!" Every gave me the o_O face this time. "What? I miss Gabe. Sue me, Fuckers." I sulked. "That's it!
I have had it with these motherfucking snakes
on this motherfucking plane!"

Times are strange
We got a free upgrade for
snakes on a plane.
Fuck 'em, I don't care.
Bought the cheap champagne,
we're going down in flames, hey.

Oh, I'm ready for it
Come on, bring it.
Oh, I'm ready for it
Come on, bring it.
Oh, I'm ready for it
Come on, bring it.
Oh, I'm ready for it
Come on, bring it.

So kiss me goodbye.
Honey, I'm gonna make it out alive.
So kiss me goodbye.
I can see the venom in their eyes...."

I sang, As everyone joined in, Except for Bob. So I tackled him and threatened to spit in his mouth if h didn't sing along, And he fearded me sometimes, So he agreed. I smirked and started us up again.

"So kiss me goodbye.
Honey I'm gonna make it out alive
So kiss me goodbye.
I can see the venom in their eyes
So kiss me goodbye.
Honey, I'm gonna make it out alive
So kiss me goodbye.
I can see the venom in their eyes
Goodbye.

Ladies and gentlemen
These snakes are slitherin'
with dollar signs in they eyes
with tongues so reptilian
This industry's venomous
with cold-blooded sentiment
No need for nervousness
It's just a little turbulence.

So kiss me goodbye.
Honey I'm make it out alive
So kiss me goodbye.
I can see the venom in their eyes

So kiss me goodbye.
Honey, I'm gonna make it out alive
So kiss me goodbye.
I can see the venom in their eyes
Goodbye.

Oh, I'm ready for it
Come on, bring it.
Oh, I'm ready for it
Come on, bring.
Oh, I'm ready for it
Come on, bring it.
Oh, I'm ready for it
Come on, bring it.

We seem to be losing altitude
at an alarming pace
From Midtown to downtown
Snakes on a blog
I suggest you grab your ankles
and kiss your ass goodbye."

Gerard had a mini-mini mosh circle going on and He stopped and stumbled because he was slightly dizzy from head-banging. What a weird, Univentful day.


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